im sorry
im not
someone please give Cas an iPhone. he would just spend hours talking to siri (she has some really interesting things to say, Dean, if you would just listen) and as a joke sam would install all these little kid apps, like coloring books and cake decorating but cas would sit there and color and bake and lose track of time
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Can you imagine reading in one of these during a rainstorm?
Imagine having this though. No wind. No bugs. No critters. You’re own little bubble. I legitimately need this in my life.
Imagine being in this and a zombie apocalypse just comes out of nowhere.
GET ENOUGH MOMENTUM TO GET THE BUBBLE OUT OF THE HARNESS AND MOW THEM BITCHES DOWN
